I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It’s just that the translations have gone wrong.
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in